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A Blonde And Her Walkman
A blonde goes into a
beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as
she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty
specialist getting annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and
throws it off the head of the blonde.
Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the beauty specialist picks up the
walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath
in".